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Season One


Lansky: (sobbing after failed the test) I cant take it anymore!

Season Two


Lansky: And I'm the lettuce.

Lansky: Except New Jersy, It's a long story!

Lansky: Except Connosi, I hate going to Connosi.... Long Story!

Lansky: ...or your boat!

Lansky: ...but don't call on weekend or before noon!

Lansky: Shotgun!

Rex: It's got my communicator. We have to stop it!
Rombauer: Uh uh. We have to help our clients. And right now, there's an E.V.O parrot in Park Slope telling some really nasty "Yo Mama" jokes.
Rombauer: So now you're too good for the work we do? That's fine! Because we were better off without you.
Rex: WHAT? Your business is booming. Thanks to me.
Rombauer: Exactly. My business - I mean our business - mine and Lansky's! And then you show up. First you steal our thunder. And now you're telling us what to do. If we wanted to be a couple of nobody-s getting bossed around, we'd go back to Providence!
Lansky: Yeah! - Except Providence said they'd never take us back.

Lansky: If you gonna need us..

Lansky: (turns on light to the E.V.O. frog) SUCKER!!!!

Lansky: What I suppose to bring that?

Doctor Holiday: There's a chance it can be taken out from your location.
Rex: That's supposed to be good news?
Agent Six: Yes! Here's the bad: there's a layer of oxidized fungus between you and the rest of us. You're going to have to do this alone.
Rex: I'm not alone...
(Seeing Rombauer and Lansky returned)
Rombauer: Let's get one thing straight. We're not here to save the day. We're only care about our company. And you're part of our company!
Lansky: Also when we came back down here, we couldn't get out when we changed our mind.
Rombauer: Okay, that too. But mostly what I said.
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