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Season Two

Without a Paddle

Gabriel and Michael: Who's next?

Gabriel: Oh, did you break your paddle?
(Gabriel and Michael both laugh)
Michael: Hope you brought a spare.
Rex: As a matter of fact - I did!
(a giant paddle emerges from the ceiling)
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